Uh uh man, nah man, you don't wanna rile me man, you just riled the wrong motherfucker man, nah you don't even know man, i'm, i'm the last guy you wanna fuck with man, cuz you don't know me man, i'll fucking, i'll kill your ass man, you don't even know man, you don't know man, i'm like a motherfucking earthquake ... wrapped in a hurricane ... nestled in a box of tsunamis man! That's what i am man, i'm gonna fucking kick your ass, i'm like a motherfucking natural disaster times triplicate man, fucking waiting to kick your ass, you don't even know man, cuz i'm trained in super secret martial arts man, shit i can't even tell you man, i had to live underwater for a year, man, learn this shit, i can't even avow any of this stuff, i've got tricks, i know fucking 43 ways to kill you with a pimento my man, so don't fuck with me, you don't wanna fuck with me cuz i know super ninja shit man, like ... right now! I just turned invisible! You didn't even know that, i just turned invisible man! See you're looking at me cause you hear my voice, but i just turned invisible, you think you see me but i just put all my visibility onto you so you're double visible now. What you gonna do motherfucker? You can run, you can't hide man, i'll fucking find your ass cuz you're fucking double visible and i'm invisible, so fucking, that negates itself man, so we both disappear. How about that shit man? You don't even know man. I'll fucking ... i know a super secret way to fucking, i just take my eyelash man, take my eyelash go *bleep*, you know, and then you fucking put it in your eye and you fucking dead man, you dead for an hour, you don't even know it man, you'll be walking around thinking you're alive but you've been dead for an hour man, going "hey man, this jukebox is okay, i'm going to play some Ozark Mountain Daredevils," you know whatever man, you don't even know man, you're dead! I'm laughing at you man, all invisible and shit, just laughing at you. You opened up the wrong motherfucking can of worms bitch, you opened up the wrong can of worms man, cause this is you going "aw man, what's this can of worms? I'm gonna try this can of worms out man, see what's up in here man," and you fucking open it up and you know, takes you a long time cause you've got one of them old fashioned, uh, you know, can openers, ain't electric, that crank out like this and all that shit, and you finally get the top, and you know, and you go to peel the top off, and be careful cuz that shit is sharp, but you pull it back, and you're just looking at it, "look at that, that aint nothing but a stupid little can of worms, what's that about? I don't give a shit about that little can of worms," then when your back's turned, all them worms climb up on top each other and FORM ONE BIG WORM! And kill you with its worm-like voracity! That's what it is!