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Here at Rockwell Automation's world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument, comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by Rockwell software, is Rockwell Automation's retro-encabulator. Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a baseplate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two swerving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fam. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzal vanes, so fitted to the ambiphasient lunar wang shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-O deltoid type placed in panendermic semi-bolloid slots of the stater, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremi pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the grammeters. Moreover whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal deplanaration. The retro-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it's being successfully used in the operation of milper trenyans. It's available soon, wherever Rockwell Automation products are sold.