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here we go again, it's monday at last
he's heading for the waterloo line
to catch the 8 a.m. fast, it's usually dead on time
hope it isn't late, got to be there by 9
pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie
stops off at the corner shop to buy the times
"good morning smithers-jones
how's the wife and home?
did you get the car you've been looking for?"
sitting on the train, you're nearly there
you're part of the production line
you're the same as him, you're like tin sardines
get out of the pack before they peel you back
arrive at the office spot on time
the clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine
"good morning smithers-jones
the boss wants to see you alone
i hope its the promotion you've been looking for"
"come in smithers old boy
take a seat, take the weight off your feet
i've some news to tell you
there's no longer a position for you
sorry smithers-jones"
put on the kettle and make some tea
it's all a part of feeling groovy
put on your slippers turn on the tv
it's all a part of feeling groovy
it's time to relax now you've worked your arse off
but the only one smiling is the suntanned boss
work and work and work and work till you die
'cause there's plenty more fish in the sea to fry
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