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hi, i'm troy mcclure 10:46am 6/12/2003  

"we proudly welcome tony orlando", the state fair marquee reads
inside 1000 people with yellow ribbons sing, and clap on one and three
watch him burn, he's dropping to his knees
watch him burn, a medley of hits from grease
watch him burn, he never fails to please

meanwhile in tahoe, outside casa tony wetting rags in gasoline
a jealous frankie valli says "dawn, i want you back"
lights a match and counts to three
watch it burn, reluctantly he leaves
watch it burn, acrid smoke making him wheeze
watch it burn, humming "sherry", he splits the scene

we're sorry to inform you tony orlando has been postponed

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