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| hand slapping head | 7:50pm 5/24/2005  |
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Actual, verbatim dialog uttered behind me on my Caltrain ride to the city: I'm not really into football. Maybe if you had played in high school. I was a great linebacker. I'll never forget that game where i got three sacks. Cool, man. I was good at baseball. And i was a really good swimmer. Yeah, i was a really strong swimmer. Were you on a team? No, i was in a class. But i was super fast. I did some weight training too. Yeah, believe it or not i was a really good weight lifter. Did you ever do that ... what was that thing ... climb the rope in gym class? Ted commentary: this next line, i shit you not, was actually said: If they had just pulled out their penises and a ruler they could've saved each other about 10 minutes. | |
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