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Miami is a very strange place. I guess I always assumed that Marc Anthony/Ricky Martin/Enrique Iglesias videos were artistic embellishments of club life. They're not. They're Miami.
For an old stick in the mud like me, seeing a guy reenacting the ice scene in 9 1/2 Weeks with a girl splayed out on the bar is a little much. Especially when you've spent all day at a scientific meeting, listening to science, talking science, and getting bombarded with questions about your science. At that point I wanted a nice cold Guinness and a dark room, not a Corona and lime, a day-glo Caribbean hut, and a deafening salsa band.
I was temporarily entranced at the idea that I was staying at the hotel where they shot the opening portion of Goldfinger. Despite the hotel's history, I soon learned that it's room service stunk and the 60 blocks surrounding it consisted entirely of other hotels and condominiums.
Exiting whiny old fart mode ...
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