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So I'm on the train this morning on my way to work, and I pick up a copy of the Metro (a free "lite newspaper" in Boston) someone has left on a seat. I suppose because I have some deep-seated desire to get angered, I generally turn to the editorials first. And this is what I am greeted with.
 "And our guest columnist today, BRAINIAC, operating on forty minutes sleep". Wasn't this guy one of the aliens with telekinetic powers on Star Trek? Geez! I thought he was going to light me on fire! As if his picture wasn't bad enough, the column was some speculation on what "the face of evil" really looks like. I dunno, but after seeing that picture, I've got some ideas.
Luckily the readers' page was able to distract me, as the letters were even more ridiculous than usual.
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