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The Onion offers a succinct analysis of what specifically is unconstitutional about the Patriot Act: "In fact, everything after the words 'Patriot Act'."
The Monty Python daily calendar has provided another jewel, this one being the "Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook" sketch:
January 29
Hungarian: I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
Tobacconist: Sorry?
Hungarian: I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
Tobacconist: No, no, no. This ... tobacconist's.
Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's. It is scratched.
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January 30
Hungarian: Yah, yah. Er, do you want ... do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Tobacconist: I don't think you're using that thing right ...
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January 31/February 1
Hungarian: If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.
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February 2
Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William; i cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
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