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Joe Rogan: Okay guys. Ready for your next stunt? On this tray we've got twenty pounds of sushi. That's twenty pounds of raw tuna, fish eggs, rice, seaweed, and wasabi.
Dylan: Whoa, that's a lot of sushi!
Mike: At least it's not horse testicles. I've eaten tons of this stuff in sushi bars.
Jenna: Yeah, no sweat!
Joe Rogan: That's great guys, but you won't be eating any sushi today. At least not like you see it here. Over here we've got Tanaka, Yoshi, and Akira. They're Sumo champions from Japan, each weighing over 400 pounds. They each consumed one of these twenty pounds sushi platters about two hours ago, so it's had a little time to work it's way through their system. Each of you will lie on your back on this bench while one of the big boys squats over you and drops a load in your mouth. You will then have ten minutes to get it down. If you yak during the stunt, you are eliminated. If you refuse to perform this stunt, you are eliminated. We've randomly selected who gets to go first, and Jenna, you are lucky number one! Ready?
Dylan: You go girl!
Jenna (using the official Fear Factor puke bucket) : Uhhhh, hold on ...
I am positive NBC is looking for the one doctor in America who thinks this stunt is safe, then it's on the air.
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